Hey you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you, douchebag. You, the guy who just walked into the empty subway car and stood right in the fucking doorway. Can't be bothered to step in like a civilized human being? Maybe step to the center of the train so that the car and easily fill from the center of the car to the doors? Maybe thinking about taking your fellow man and subway rider into consideration? Huh? Maybe just thinking a little more logically that "Hey, maybe if I move into the center of the train and let everyone else in behind me, we could fill the train up pretty quickly then we can all keep this train fucking moving.

But, Christ! The train stops, the doors open, you step one friggin step in, and then immediately stop right in the doorway, not letting anyone else into the train car. You selfish prick. Move into the train. MOVE INTO THE TRAIN! Douchebag.